Apr 07, 1982
98 min
Full-HD

Vieni avanti cretino (1982)

Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.

Category

Comedy

Country

Italy

Companies

San Francisco Film

Lino Banfi

Pasquale Baudaffi

Franco Bracardi

Gaetano Baudaffi

Gigi Reder

L'uomo dal dentista

Adriana Russo

Ragazza al bar

Anita Bartolucci

Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi

Ramona Dell'Abate

Segretaria del dentista

Annabella Schiavone

L'esaminatrice

Dada Gallotti

La dentista

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